May 2013
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
winsexter:
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
hiddlestalker:
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
tablespoons:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
growlithed:
protip
if someone is drawing or whatever
dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs
dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended
dont scribble across the page or the picture
dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”
youre an asshole
My sanity depends on Tumblr staying exactly the...
Me after the Doctor Who finale:
trvlingdreamer:
10-roses:
thedancinggallifreyan:
littlelionheartedqueen:
if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it
MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS
listenpoly:
finechester:
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
i think this is the best post this gif has been associated with
funfandoms:
winchestark-industries:
The feeling you get when everything has been resolved in an episode
and there are still 15 minutes left
did you mean: the angels take manhattan?
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
audreyii-fic:
padalacki:
padalacki:
padalacki:
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch doctor who
you also should watch sherlock
supernatural toooo-oooo
laughcentre:
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
dont even think of touching a penis
thorsies:
summer break
travelviatardis:
I didn’t choose the fandom life,
the fandom life grabbed and chloroformed me on the way from school and dragged my unconscious body to it’s basement.
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
formuioli:
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
Watchimwithkanye:
The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.
