what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
stunninglink: YOU LIKE KRABBY PATTIES DON’T YOU ZELDA?
pyrop: my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see” little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius god damn i’m funny
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
me to people outside of tumblr: dont touch me im famous
What it feels like going to school
i don’t use capslock, i hold shift because i’m a real man
popdatpussyforagoon: cyberbullying is not a real crime, the crime was having your son be a bitch ass nigga
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
gimmesomebrownsugar: I remember when I first joined tumblr and it was essentially me blogging to myself.
plot twist: your askbox is full
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
When you're trying to vent to your friend and they...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
bookwormsociety: when will it become socially acceptable to punch stupid people
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
wh0rebulevard: Please?! :]
14 year olds: what are 13 year olds doing on the internet oh my god