August 2012
I guessed who Tobi was… now shut the hell up, your argument is invalid!
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Friends: Why do you call your Facebook notifications "notes"?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night.
When I see my picture in the yearbook.
tsunderlock:
wentzporta:
why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS
i mean hell i’ll do that for free
brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts:
you can’t spell school without i hate my life
Imagine if your future husband/wife is following...
ninny1988:
eve:
judas:
john:
abraham:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’...
Watchthis is why we can’t have nice things!
dylans-hoebrien:
when my child is born i expect the doctor to lift my baby up and sing the circle of life
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
the-danger-family:
scarlettbrooksrp:
erisolchibi:
GOD BLESS TUMBLR.
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
no1canstopus:
I wish my money would just have sex and multiply.
